The Mid-Autumn Festival is upon us, a time to indulge in the sweet and calorie-rich delights of Chinese mooncakes. Why not enjoy these treats in the comfort of your bed, guilt-free? If this is your first time snacking in bed, we’ve created a step-by-step guide to help you and your bed survive the experience.
Step One: Choose Your Mooncake
When it comes to enjoying mooncakes in bed, it’s essential to choose the right one. Here are some options to consider:
Egg Custard Mooncakes are a recent favorite, featuring a creamy custard center that is very sweet and delicious. However, they are high in cholesterol. Most people have a favorite brand for these, and it’s hard to go wrong with any choice.
Traditional Mooncakes are ideal for those who prefer a non-fussy option. Made from a filling of lotus seed paste, these mooncakes can be enhanced with up to 4 egg yolks. This option is perfect for anyone with a sweet tooth who wants to follow tradition. The key question is whether to add egg yolks, which will give the center a salty taste.
Snowy Mooncakes, also known as snow skin mooncakes, are incredibly popular with children. They have a mochi-like exterior and a jam-like center. Be warned, though; these treats may cause tooth decay, so a dentist appointment might be necessary. Taipan is a local favorite to try.
Ice Cream Mooncakes are a delightful option for those who love ice cream. However, be prepared to eat them quickly or bring a bib, as a melting mooncake is not ideal when in bed.
Häagen-Dazs offers a popular if slightly expensive version of mooncakes. Durian mooncakes are for the adventurous ones. But be prepared with gas masks for guests and book a fumigator for the next day. Step Two – Before bringing a mooncake inside while in bed, check if there is a moon outside. Maybe it’s just an old wives’ tale or a lunar effect thing. But rumors say eating a mooncake at any time other than under a full moon will cause tummy aches. Seriously. Step Three – Just like any holiday, Mid-Autumn Festival is best enjoyed with as many friends and family as possible. Given the staggering calorie count, make sure you have enough people to share your mooncakes. Be sure you are really close to them as the bed could get quite cozy. Unless someone chose the durian mooncake! Step Four – Remember to cut your mooncake into 4 equal size slices. Why? The sugar, fat and calories would be tantamount to a heart attack on a plate! However, if you have a larger family or someone forgot to go shopping, you can begrudgingly cut your mooncake into 8.
Step Five – Prepare your mattress.
Eating mooncakes in bed is a delightful annual tradition. Follow these steps to make the most of it:
Go outside and light a lantern to create a festive atmosphere.
Enjoy the mooncakes while walking off the calories you’ve consumed.
Don’t wait for next year to repeat this tradition.
Eat your leftover mooncakes the very next day to prolong the celebration.